Our Intemperate Russian Buddies

Russians are so desperate for alcohol that they are downing skin lotion clearly labeled hazardous for consumption

Apparently life in Russia promotes some mighty fine habits

Russia is quite literally drinking itself to death.**

“It’s difficult to overstate how serious Russia’s alcohol problem is.

More than 30% of all deaths in Russia in 2012 were attributable to alcohol, according to WHO data crunched by the OECD. That’s by far the highest among the nations it tracked.

Russian drinkers die a variety of deaths. Alcohol poisoning. Cirrhosis. Accidents. Suicide.”

Here's an idea

Russian and Syrian jets bombed Aleppo - at least 100 killed

Russian airmen in Syria

The next time Vladdy and his minions go after a country that happens to lack in natural resources vital to the U.S., instead of imposing another vicious round of sanctions on three Russian generals and their dogs, let's just give their soldiers FREE VODKA.
   

The rounds are on US - Mother Russia's favorite homegrown recipe, which we'll supply to all their ingressing soldiers and airmen.  We'll send in Relief Convoys with cases and cases of vodka (the moderately good stuff), which would likely not get bombed this time, and leave the bottles at strategic locations throughout the country.  We could even supply SKYY "Lotion," if that'll do the trick.

Let's face it, we don't have the stones to get involved just for humanity's sake, so we'll propose toasts to their glorious victory and let it slowly destroy their livers.  It'll cost less than weapons, and their inebriation on the way may lead to an early end to the conflict, or at least some good breaks for naps.