Liar Liar

 - Some Signs of Dishonesty are Hard to Miss -

“A Miami defense attorney is feeling the heat after his pants caught fire Wednesday after he told jurors during arguments in an arson case that his client’s car spontaneously combusted and wasn’t intentionally set. 

As he started speaking to the jury, Stephen Gutierrez, 28, said he noticed his pocket began to feel hot.”

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“Later in the day his client, Claudy Charles, 48, was convicted of second-degree arson.” **

If only the justice system were that simple. 

It doesn’t seem like a technology that is more reliable than a lie detector would be/should be that far off in the future. 

Game shows had it right all along - we just need to extend these concepts to the courts:  
Any person taking the stand, AND the lawyers making opening/closing statements, would incur a loud bell or buzzer whenever their answers just weren’t good enough. 

And we’d finally get to the bottom of all that:  He said – She said

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